- me: ugh why am i so lonely
- friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
- me: no

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I wish learning skills was as easy as in The Sims
2 days ago with 18,067 notes
Burn toast 8 times. Can now make pasta.

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karma’s a bitch, that’s what you get for fucking me over.








